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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons

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Divine Vile

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So, I'll ask again.

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How's the summoning of the Booger God coming along?

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McCuss wants an update.

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And he runs.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

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He-Him, also with me today is Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me, He-Him, and I'm playing Flint Firebeard, who also goes by He-Him.

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And Amy More.

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Yes, I'm here.

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I'm playing Thea Amastasia, She-Her, and Nighthunter.

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It's like, Nighthunter.

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She-They, and I'm She-Her.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She-Her, playing Lipsinki Pipdiggins, also She-Her.

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And Kyle Claset.

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Hey, what's up, He-Him?

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I am here playing Vorunax, also He-Him.

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Welcome back, everybody.

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And Tom, you came in the middle of a two-parter.

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It's very good.

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I was the big reveal at halftime.

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Yeah, it's going to be great.

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He's going to come in and Salazar this up.

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Like, he's going to come in and just save the day, Salazar.

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Yeah, I like it.

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Tom was sitting, I think, outside the door waiting for, like, the perfect time

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at the end of an episode to come and be like, Cliffhanger!

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But then he missed it.

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I was so close.

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And then five minutes later, he's there.

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So close.

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Should have timed it.

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Ah, so bad.

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But something happens over on Patreon.

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Tom runs a game and he's there for the whole thing because he's the Dungeon Master.

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Beginning, middle, and end.

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Yeah.

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Well, the nice thing about being the Dungeon Master in that game is I can actually check

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out for long stretches of time when Russ just starts doing his opal thing.

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Yeah.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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I get this kind of glassy eye look and I'm like, I just kind of stare off at

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the wall for a while and then, oh, right, he's done.

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And then go, mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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Just catch the keywords.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I will say that the last two episodes have faded out on me just talking.

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So.

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So he's not wrong.

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Where's the lie, everybody?

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Yep.

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Ah, yeah.

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So when you're a patron, you get access to that show it's called The Adventures

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Of.

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We're like, well, far into a season four.

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There's like 50 plus episodes of that, plus a whole bunch of other amazing things.

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And you get an episode dedicated to you.

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This is Patron Harry Vincent.

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Thank you, Harry.

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Thank you, Harry.

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Heck, yeah.

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So go check it out.

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Patron.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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All those episodes and one dedicated to you.

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That's pretty cool.

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And now, fuck it.

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Let's play.

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As Vorunax was calling out priest Leroy Jenkins.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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And ran towards the bubbling vat and begins to dive in.

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Oh, these are best moments.

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Watch this.

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This is going to be beautiful.

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Is that filled with them?

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That is boogers.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's boogers.

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It's so viscous.

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It's sort of I'm surprised he can even really like get a good kind of stroke.

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Talking to us is worse than swimming in it.

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That's that's what they would probably call power jelly.

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So as we suspected, that is probably what we need to.

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We probably need.

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That's probably the ooze we want.

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That's the we should just collect some.

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I'm just going to get a small bit.

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We're just going to bring.

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We're just going to bring him all the options.

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Oh, God.

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Put on the gloves.

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Put on the gloves.

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Jellies and oozes.

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And two things happen simultaneously.

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Priest Jenkins splashes down into the boogers and begins like hard.

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How is his form?

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Was his dive nice?

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On point.

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No splash.

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Like he's got like nine point seven.

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Like they threw him off just a little bit there because there was like a little

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twist right at the end.

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But that happens.

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And now he's front stroke towards the nose statue.

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At the same time, you hear the friendly voice of Flint walking in behind you.

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Flint, you made it.

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Sorry.

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I was a little late.

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That's OK.

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You're just in time to witness this acolyte of a booger god.

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It's going to be glorious.

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Just watch.

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He's going to be booger god?

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Check out the giant nose and what you think he's in right now.

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What it looks like is what it is.

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Just consider yourself lucky that you're coming in at this moment.

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I've got two gold.

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He's going up the right nostril.

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Oh, I mean, I'll take that.

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I say left.

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All right.

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I think he will drown in boogers before he get there.

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What if he gets snorted up by both and gets split in half and goes up both?

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I think that's a parlay, isn't it?

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Priest Junkins is front stroking towards the seventy five foot nose statue on the other side of this massive cavern.

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There's this pool of what looks like a very viscous fluid before you bubbling up.

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And he is proceeding towards the the fluid, which is traveling up the nose.

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And he travels up the right side of the nose, swimming upstream like a salmon.

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Perhaps he is part fish person.

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Oh, I mean, maybe he's swimming very well.

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Hey, do you want me to, like, shoot him down?

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He's up the nose.

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Oh, he's already up.

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I said he went up the right nostril.

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Not even Achilles tendon poking out from the bottom.

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It's got to be a high roll.

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Could we have just walked next to him while he was swimming through snot?

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It did happen over a large, lengthy period of time.

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We just stopped in disgust.

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In disgust.

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Flint, you just arrived here.

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You passed through the township of news after staring at the statue of yourself in greenest

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for a lot longer than anybody expected you were going to be.

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It's like that scene from Ferris Bueller where they're just staring at the painting.

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Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly it.

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On the way, you passed like an entire village worth of people all sniffling and snorting

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and like boogers coming down.

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One lady had a cup below her nose that was catching all of the boogers.

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That was Mallory.

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That's very polite in this town.

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She's the baker.

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Yeah, she was working at her bakery at the time.

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Okay, yep, yep.

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That was happened.

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Somebody offered you a drink of water because you looked like a parched adventurer.

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Did you take it?

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I did not.

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Okay, good to know.

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Not after that intro.

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Same intro they got too.

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So it's an even playing field.

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You passed those people and asked them about your friends and they directed you to where you are now.

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Staring at this giant statue with your friends.

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That's where you are.

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That's what you see.

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Priest Leroy Jenkins is up and out of the nose or up in the nose rather.

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Did the priest like yell anything as he jumped in?

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I couldn't remember the intro.

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I'm assuming so.

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He was being questioned by Vorunax who was trying to let on that he's like he knows what's happening.

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He panicked.

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You probably heard like a long, uh, no, it wasn't me.

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I didn't do it.

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Bye bye.

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And then bolted.

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All right.

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Who's going in after him?

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You don't want to go.

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No, that was a joke.

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Nobody should go in there.

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It's very unsanitary.

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You know, coming in a little late to the party, I'm still a little unclear of this whole situation.

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Frankly, you're a little more vain than we all thought you were.

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So it's a weird seeing.

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Well, I mean, it is because I don't really look like that anymore.

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I bet that's not how you picture yourself, huh?

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So, I mean, how are we going to get this guy out of this nose?

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Give him time.

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He'll he'll come out on his own.

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Hey, Donnie.

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For a job.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I watched the guy go up the nose.

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Yeah, I watched this whole time.

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I peeked my little head out from your little satchel.

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I chomped on my crackers.

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Thank you for not taking the boogers, Claire, and putting them in here, too, because that would not be appreciated.

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If you listen closely, you can hear some people walking up.

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There's a faint call off in the distance of the township of people who are making their way towards the cavern.

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You wait a few moments and the first of them start to come through and they say, Mayor is one of the first ones through.

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It's good to see you all again.

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Where's the where's the priest?

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Your priest was very shifty.

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We said hello.

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What is happening here?

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And he hum hi and then swim up the nose.

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Oh, oh, he swam up the nose.

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He went up the nose.

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That's interesting.

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He jumped in the, you know, liquid just like and went.

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He said his work here was done.

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Oh, you don't need to be treated anymore.

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And ascended.

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I think he said something like this was all for Booger God.

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McCuff, McCuff, McCuff and actually cold will go away on own.

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I have lots of soup and rest.

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Oh, well, but I see the vials there.

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Looks like he maybe left them out for us.

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No, you don't.

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Tail smash.

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Tail smash.

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Oh, I was mistaken.

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You know, it's really easy for that to happen to the best of us.

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Yeah, no, I mean, they were there one second.

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And then I looked away just for a brief moment to tell you that I saw them.

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And I looked back and it's probably best that it's cold turkey.

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He said that the serum is quite addictive and that it's better in the long run

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if you guys just wait it out with a regular cold like regular people do.

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Yeah, maybe just head back to your homes and rest.

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What would you say people like hot water bottles?

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Okay, hot water bottles.

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Some soup.

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Very watery soup.

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Tea, a nice mint tea maybe.

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Oh, steam, steam, hot water in a bowl.

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Steam with your head under a towel.

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Throw some of those mint leaves in the boiling water and steam yourself.

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And then there is like this pot that you can pour into your own nose.

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Oh, you told me about the pot, the nose pot.

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Yeah, you could try that.

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We should get our potter on that.

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Those are all suggestions, you know, that we're relaying to you from Jeankeen.

263
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
Okay, great.

264
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000
Okay, well did you hear that everybody?

265
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Yeah, I guess so.

266
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
I got it.

267
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000
It was disappointing.

268
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,000
I was just going to get the instinct here but fine, whatever.

269
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000
Okay, well.

270
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000
Okay, well, I guess head on back.

271
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Not even one bottle there.

272
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000
Hey, okay.

273
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:34,000
Well, okay, we'll see when we see you, I guess.

274
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000
You coming back through town when you're done?

275
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
Can I look around?

276
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Is there any just like ore at my feet?

277
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000
Like pebbles?

278
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Sure, you look down, there are pebbles.

279
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
Make a nature check.

280
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000
Nature.

281
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000
18.

282
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
You know for certain there is no ore at your feet.

283
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000
We've not yet found ore but if we do we'll still stop off and drop you off some.

284
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Great, great, I love it.

285
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000
All right, well we're going to head back.

286
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Nice to see you.

287
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Tell Jeankeen if you see him up the nose or anything just that we'll catch up later.

288
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Yeah, for sure.

289
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Maybe at Sunday mass or something.

290
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000
Okay, have a good day.

291
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Okay, so he's like up there.

292
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
He's not coming down.

293
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000
Yeah, no, it seems like he maybe lives there now.

294
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000
Can we blow up the nose?

295
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:26,000
I mean, we can always blow things up.

296
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000
That's always an option.

297
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
I would like to blow things up.

298
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000
I have not yet blown up Giant's nose.

299
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
You want to blow up the nose?

300
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
We could block the nose up.

301
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Yes, but not like.

302
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

303
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
We don't want to go up the nose.

304
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Like boom.

305
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
Like you follow?

306
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Yeah, do we want to stuff the nose or blow the nose or?

307
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Wait, Grancis, you're saying that the nose actually goes somewhere.

308
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Why would a priest swim up a nose to die?

309
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
I don't think that's a great question.

310
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Does that question be closer to his God?

311
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Yeah.

312
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,000
All right.

313
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:13,000
So Grancis, are you saying that you want to go up the nose?

314
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000
It sounded like maybe you were volunteering.

315
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:21,000
You said somebody very brave should go up the nose.

316
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000
Somebody who's had a lot of exes.

317
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Lived a full life.

318
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Attracts all the women.

319
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:39,000
He would like to, as they're trying to tell him to go up the nose, would like to go and, I don't know, search for a faucet nozzle.

320
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000
A schnozzle?

321
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
A spigot?

322
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:48,000
A spigot of some kind, like a turn off the nose pour.

323
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000
OK, yeah, you go look around.

324
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:58,000
I guess the only real place that there is anything is the smashed cart that Varanok just smashed.

325
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000
You go check over there, kind of amongst the rubble.

326
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,000
You see, of course, all the shattered glass from the bottles of nose cleaning.

327
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:13,000
You see there are three arrows there that look like they're adorned with some sort of magical or not magical,

328
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000
but like some sort of artifice device on the end of them.

329
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:23,000
There's two towels and a singular wand there as well.

330
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Well, I want to pick up the arrows in the wand.

331
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:33,000
But not two turntables and a microphone.

332
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Very close.

333
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Guys, look what I found.

334
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Oh, what did you find?

335
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
I found these arrows.

336
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Oh, that's a shoe.

337
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
That's a shoe.

338
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
OK, so these arrows have like something on them.

339
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
I'm hoping they're incendiary.

340
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000
I don't know, but like fingers crossed and a wand.

341
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,000
And I want to swish it around like I'm a fucking wizard.

342
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Not at anybody, though, in the air.

343
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000
If you give me a moment, give me a minute.

344
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:07,000
I could summon some some elementals just to kind of go up there and scope it out for us and come back.

345
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
I could have done that, too.

346
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
That's yeah, I guess that's fine.

347
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Oh, I mean, if you want to do it.

348
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
No, no, it's fine.

349
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000
I'm going to fiddle with this wand and I shake it.

350
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
My wand sounds like a turkey.

351
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Do you activate it?

352
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
I don't know. I don't know how to activate it.

353
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I shake the wand.

354
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
It's there like I just don't care.

355
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
What? What?

356
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
There's a wand over here.

357
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
What? What?

358
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
There's some magic over there.

359
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Make an arcana.

360
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000
He's like, I don't like you today.

361
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Oh, fuck me.

362
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
No, no, it's a ten.

363
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Yeah, no, that's fine.

364
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
I have a plus eight to arcana, you guys.

365
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
What's your elemental situation?

366
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Mine, I'm going to summon an ice method.

367
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
It's going to go up the nose?

368
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Yeah, it's going to go up the nose.

369
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Great.

370
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Silver surfer style or like?

371
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Yeah, totally freezes the snot as it goes over.

372
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Okay, ice method comes out.

373
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:05,000
It starts ripping some gnarly waves in the boobs as it's like grinding the half pipe and ollieing.

374
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Wait, is he skateboarding?

375
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Because it may start surfing, but then it freezes and becomes a solid surface.

376
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000
So it goes from surfing to skating.

377
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Making his way towards the nose as Thea is...

378
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Turkeying, I think is the correct term.

379
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,000
Releases a charge from the wand towards the ice method.

380
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
What?

381
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Who is struck with it.

382
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
I said specifically.

383
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
No, Russell.

384
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000
There's like this dust that comes around the ice method.

385
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000
I mean, she did say she didn't go into it.

386
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I like that Russell's just plowing through this.

387
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
And it begins coughing violently.

388
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000
You would not do this if Carla said this.

389
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
I feel like...

390
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Wow.

391
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000
As it goes up the nose.

392
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
You just made my method sick.

393
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Listen, I wasn't pointing it at anybody.

394
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
I don't know what happened.

395
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Magic accidents happen.

396
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
It's totally fine.

397
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I know it, but...

398
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
They're called accidents.

399
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
You know how many times I've nefariously used magic?

400
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
It was funny too.

401
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,000
The sign on the wall said it had been 92 days since a magic accident.

402
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Oh, I walk over to it and I change it.

403
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
It's back to zero, folks.

404
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
I guess we got to ring the bell.

405
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Is that how it works?

406
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Ring it away.

407
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
There's a bell there.

408
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
I ring it.

409
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000
After an indeterminate amount of time, the ice method comes back,

410
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Carving gnarly waves.

411
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Coughing up a storm.

412
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Comes back, just kind of hangs out by your shoulder.

413
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Coughing into your ear, Vorunax.

414
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:42,000
There's a chamber down there.

415
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000
As it goes up the nose, down the chamber.

416
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Guy in the chamber.

417
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Voices.

418
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
I was coughing a lot.

419
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Might have told them that I was there.

420
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
There's a chamber.

421
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Many chambers.

422
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Up the nose.

423
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:04,000
There's got to be a better way into that chamber than through that nostril.

424
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
I'm going to start feeling around for the walls.

425
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Maybe that's the fastest way for him.

426
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
When I was looking around the nose, I didn't find a spigot.

427
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
No, there's no spigot.

428
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
I thought for sure there'd be a spigot.

429
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
No, I didn't tell you there was a spigot because there was no spigot.

430
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
I thought you were just being mean.

431
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:24,000
You said that they release their offerings onto the altar.

432
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
What is the altar?

433
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Into the pool?

434
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
It's basically just into the pool.

435
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Hold on a second.

436
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
So it is a reverse fountain, yes?

437
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Guys, should we just wait it out?

438
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,000
There's not an unlimited supply of boogers here.

439
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Especially now that most of it's frozen.

440
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Now, it's mostly frozen and the townspeople won't come, so...

441
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Oh, God, should we just...

442
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Let's just do it.

443
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,000
I mean, can we just get some more ice and then we could just walk on?

444
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Is that...

445
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Could you...

446
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
You're going to be an issue, aren't you?

447
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000
I can't dismiss it, actually.

448
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
No, it's still in control.

449
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
It's going to be an issue and spoil the surprise further.

450
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Thank you for your service.

451
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Good day to you.

452
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Dismissed.

453
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Okay, does he, like, snap out of existence or is now he coughing in somebody else's place and he's somebody else's problem?

454
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
I've always been curious about that.

455
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Coughing somewhere on the elemental plane of ice.

456
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Oh, shit.

457
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Keep that wand, though.

458
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Whoa, yeah, I'm gonna.

459
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Donnie, I'm putting this in the bag.

460
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Just don't touch it.

461
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Yeah, don't worry, I'm not going to...

462
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
You know, like I saw you doing there.

463
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Don't eat it either.

464
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Why would I? I don't chew on wands, okay?

465
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I learned after that shrinking ray.

466
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
You still believe that's what happened to you?

467
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Wasn't it?

468
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Of course, yeah, it was a shrinking ray.

469
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:19,000
That's why you're not a giant gold dragon anymore, it's okay.

470
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Then I lost memories.

471
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
No, it's fine.

472
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
And perfect, perfect.

473
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
The way you are.

474
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Well, thank you for saying so.

475
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
It's been a while, I've been hiding in the bag.

476
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Sometimes people just forget that I'm even here.

477
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
I hug the bag.

478
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Love you, buddy.

479
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Let's just swim in or climb through ice boogers.

480
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Yeah, it kind of looks like it's that gloopy swamp muck.

481
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
No, it'll be fine.

482
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:53,000
I got us technically into this mess by just coming in here and being like,

483
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I know what you're doing, haha, so I'll lead the way.

484
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Your hubris did kind of get a hold of you there.

485
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Did you ever think of playing the victim at all?

486
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Like, I think I feel something coming on.

487
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Maybe I'll give that a try next time.

488
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
It's just a note for next time, you never know.

489
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
You never know when you're going to have this whole thing again.

490
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Is it frozen enough?

491
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Do I have to ice storm this thing?

492
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Are we good?

493
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Yeah, how frozen is this?

494
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
It's like a gloopy swamp muck.

495
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
That seems like we get nowhere.

496
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,000
For those of you listening at home, not watching me on this video,

497
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
because why would you be?

498
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000
I am miming how I feel it would be,

499
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000
and I think it would be like being on a mucus escalator,

500
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000
but like walking up the down escalator.

501
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000
The worst escalator ever.

502
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
We could just try swimming up it like they did.

503
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Honestly, the fact that it's not...

504
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
I mean, I'm just going to do this,

505
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
and I cast spider climb on myself,

506
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
and then I can walk like, I can go on the...

507
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
I don't have to get in the...

508
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
I mean, I know the goop,

509
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:11,000
but I'm going to just avoid the snot river as much as I can.

510
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Sure.

511
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Okay, yeah, I'm going to alter self.

512
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
You guys are taking too goddamn long.

513
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
I'm just going to wade in here.

514
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It's up to my hip waders,

515
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000
and here we go, we're doing it.

516
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Yeah, I'm going to alter self,

517
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000
and I'm going to grow claws, and I'm going to claw my way up.

518
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
You realize you still have to go through the nose

519
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
that has boogers going up it.

520
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Yes, I realize that,

521
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,000
but if I could not spend ten minutes getting through the boogers...

522
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
How slow are you?

523
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Whatever.

524
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Don't judge me.

525
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
I'm going to take ten minutes to cast fine steed,

526
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000
ride my steed up the nostril.

527
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Okay, Grancis is up.

528
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
I follow Grancis.

529
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Yeah, I'm going to.

530
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Everybody goes in their own way.

531
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Flint, what ten minutes are you spending doing?

532
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Flint gets back in touch with his dwarven side

533
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,000
that granted him not immunity to poison,

534
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
but resistance against it,

535
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000
and he just knows that this isn't poison,

536
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
but it's the next best thing,

537
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
so he just kind of steals himself for it,

538
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
and he's able to get there.

539
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Nighthunter just goes.

540
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
She goes for it.

541
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
She's mermaid-swimmin' it.

542
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Kylo's great.

543
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Just like that.

544
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
All right, everybody's up the nose.

545
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
You come down into a chamber

546
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000
and clear some of the gunk from your face and body.

547
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Does anyone have prestidigitation?

548
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Not one of us?

549
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Fuck.

550
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
I don't think I do.

551
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
I don't have Grancis' character sheet,

552
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
so we're going to say no.

553
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Perfect.

554
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Sounds good, sounds creepy.

555
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
So we're going to say no.

556
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
The chamber that you are in,

557
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
or the area that you are in,

558
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
you look around and you see,

559
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
you roll me a d4, please.

560
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Do you have a d4?

561
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
I do, I do have a d4.

562
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Hi-ya!

563
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Three.

564
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
There are three individuals in this room,

565
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
and it looks like a laboratory,

566
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
and it looks like there is like this

567
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
funnel of,

568
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
we're just going to say it now,

569
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
boogers,

570
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
coming down from where you came down

571
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
into more of a vat

572
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
in the middle of this room,

573
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
and they are working at individual stations,

574
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
and here you, of course, fall in

575
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
and look at you,

576
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
as you are now in this vat,

577
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
and um...

578
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,000
That's me.

579
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Try not to drown in the vat of boogers.

580
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
You're right there.

581
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
What are you doing in the vat?

582
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
This is a lab,

583
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
it's a clean zone.

584
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
I flop out like a fish.

585
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
No, no, no.

586
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Boogers everywhere.

587
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I'm slipping, I'm sliding,

588
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
it's very, very slick.

589
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
And then I go to like

590
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
steady myself on one of their

591
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
lab tables,

592
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
right?

593
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
And I'm just like swiping stuff off the tables

594
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
and grabbing their shirt

595
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
collars.

596
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

597
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
This is really slippery.

598
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
I got your glasses.

599
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
I'm so sorry.

600
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
There's a reason why people don't go up there.

601
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Jenny, get them the towels.

602
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Look, this is a

603
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
clean zone, you're not supposed to be coming back down.

604
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
I mean, the priest came down,

605
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
but that's like, okay, he comes up and down

606
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
every now and again.

607
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Is there not a separate entrance?

608
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
My Lord.

609
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Well, I mean, he gets a thrill of it.

610
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
How did you get in here if you didn't?

611
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Well, there's the exit.

612
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
There's the back door around the other side

613
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
of the, around the other side.

614
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
So, what kind of,

615
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
I mean, no offense if you

616
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
are, but you don't appear to be

617
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
any kind of snot god?

618
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
No, definitely not snot gods

619
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
in here. More scientists

620
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
about to the snot god

621
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
were, yeah.

622
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
So you do fall, there is a snot god.

623
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Yeah, like there's consistency down the

624
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
chambers. I just wanted

625
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
to make sure we hadn't

626
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
what if

627
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
there wasn't a snot

628
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
god? What if there wasn't? I mean, I felt

629
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
ridiculous.

630
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
They've really been built up in my mind.

631
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Collected boogers?

632
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Praise to him, cause

633
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
I'm, if I

634
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
didn't already just get myself out of the

635
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
situation, I would

636
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
say, hey, how do you sign up? But

637
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Sure, sure. Yeah, there's some forms

638
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
a few rooms in. Why

639
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
are you in Nevada

640
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
snot? Oh, sorry.

641
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Step out. Yeah, I'm gonna

642
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
just get out of here.

643
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
No, chief scientist

644
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Bob, I'm here.

645
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I'm here just,

646
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
it doesn't matter what we're doing here.

647
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
It matters what you're doing here. Oh, well, no, we're curious

648
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
about your work here. You guys are like

649
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
the unsung heroes.

650
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Let me tell ya. So when priest

651
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Roy Jean Kin comes down here

652
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
and says, don't tell the people

653
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
who are gonna follow you down next

654
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
anything. I shouldn't

655
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
tell you things? No, I think

656
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
he was talking about the, cause

657
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
we didn't come down

658
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
right after him. Like, it's been like

659
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
20,

660
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
30 minutes. It's been a while. I mean, I feel like it's been

661
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
a conversation with the town and then

662
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
some organization, perhaps 10

663
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
minutes of magic that was unnecessary.

664
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
We're just from the town.

665
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
We're just

666
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
from the town. We just got super curious,

667
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
you know? Right.

668
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Yeah, Jenny, get them the towels there.

669
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Oh, here you go.

670
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Towel for you, towel for you.

671
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Just wipe them off. These are

672
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
towels of curing. They're

673
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
gonna just take away everything that makes you feel bad.

674
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Oh. Yeah, yeah. We gotta

675
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
wash them after though, but once you wash them, then

676
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
they just keep, you keep those, you keep those.

677
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Those are good for you.

678
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
He wants to, like, swipe a clean one and put

679
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
it in her bag.

680
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Okay, well you could have the dirty one too.

681
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
But the dirty one needs to be washed, yeah?

682
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Oh, eventually. Yeah, I don't want

683
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
to do that. Okay, yeah, sure.

684
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Take the clean one. Take two.

685
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Oh my gosh. Yeah, we got lots.

686
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
We should probably grab one for Leroy though, right?

687
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Oh, Leroy grabbed one. He's got

688
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
a house coat of curing, so he just

689
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
kind of threw that on.

690
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Okay.

691
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Oh, okay, so

692
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I'm doing an

693
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
article for

694
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
the News Newspaper.

695
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

696
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
And we

697
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
just, like, the whole town

698
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
is super curious, like

699
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
the inner workings

700
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
of this place. Well, they're not supposed to know

701
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
the inner workings of this place. How do they find out about

702
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
the inner workings of this place? Well, you know, people talk.

703
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
So I'm just thinking, can you

704
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
give us, can you give me an exclusive?

705
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Sure. Yeah.

706
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
We can give you an exclusive.

707
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I could tell you about the work

708
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
we're doing here. Okay, Grancis, do you

709
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
know what's up?

710
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
I forgot what Bob's voice was.

711
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
I just felt

712
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
like Grancis somehow, like, migrated to

713
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
his side and was like, I'm part of the scientists

714
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
now. And we're like, Grancis,

715
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
get over here. Sorry, sorry.

716
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
I got carried away. Also, Amy, quick question.

717
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Is it the News Newspaper?

718
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Oh, I'm sorry. Or the News Newspaper?

719
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
News is the name of the

720
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
town. So it's the News

721
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Newspaper.

722
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Gotcha.

723
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
I guess we did not tell you what town you were in.

724
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
You were in the town of News.

725
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
An OOS?

726
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

727
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I think I found Bob again. Yeah, this is a little bit higher

728
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
than Grancis. Similar cadence. It gets

729
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
real confusing sometimes. Good

730
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
thing I make so many voices. All right,

731
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
exclusive. I could tell you exactly what's happening

732
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
here. See, we're taking the boogers

733
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
that come down here, that filtered

734
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
from the nose. Oh, filtered

735
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
boogers, Kate. That's interesting.

736
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Well, they filter out of the nose.

737
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Yeah, come up. Anyways, come down.

738
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
And then we're turning them into

739
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
black pudding down here. Black pudding?

740
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Black pudding? Black pudding used for what?

741
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Wow, this is

742
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
unbelievable. Well,

743
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
they're monsters. Oh, black pudding

744
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
monsters? Yeah,

745
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
because the nose shaped god

746
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
is a god of

747
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
slimes

748
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
and jellies and

749
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
ogres and

750
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
black pudding monsters. Yeah.

751
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Yeah, yeah. No, I know. I mean,

752
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
I know. Of course. Yeah.

753
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
So that's what we're doing. And that's it.

754
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Day in, day out. Day in, day out, turning boogers to black

755
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
pudding. Goodness. Okay.

756
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
All right. Oh, so I just need to know

757
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
whose genius idea was it to

758
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
make the town super sick

759
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
and continually get them sick with

760
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
this potion so that you have a

761
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
constant supply. Who is the genius?

762
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Raise your hand.

763
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
A victim of circumstance, really.

764
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
That was just sheer convenience that they all

765
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
started getting this booger situation.

766
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
And then we just rode right on the

767
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
back of it. We're like, you got

768
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
it. Let's take these boogers.

769
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
They just kept coming back. We were like, oh,

770
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
we got it at one supply. All right.

771
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
But then they were like, next day, hey, got more

772
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
of that nose cleaning booger stuff.

773
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
And we did because they kept getting boogers.

774
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
So it's just day in, day out.

775
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
What lucky happens dance.

776
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
And then everything

777
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
goes great. And they probably

778
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Oh, okay. Sings a song. I'll

779
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
need the lyrics to that later.

780
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
But wow. The flasks

781
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
that were being provided upstairs

782
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
or up nostril,

783
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
those were actually

784
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
helping and not causing

785
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
the epidemic

786
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
to continue. Yeah. No.

787
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
We were like, we saw them all with

788
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
a similar cold all the same time. We're like, wow.

789
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Wow. But then

790
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
we're like, we just need the boogers once.

791
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
But then it kept coming back

792
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
unrelated to anything we gave them.

793
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
My goodness. Okay. Now

794
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
none of the villagers have said that

795
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
they have seen any extra sightings

796
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
of black pudding monsters. Can you

797
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
give us the inside of where these

798
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
monsters are going?

799
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
That's a good question. They line the

800
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
walls and kind of

801
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
ones right behind you there. Oh, make a

802
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
dexterity saving. Oh, fuck. I was just going to

803
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
interview. Fuck

804
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
me. Why with the ropes? I just

805
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
spit on myself. Six.

806
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
I got too excited.

807
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Okay. You're going to take six bludgeoning

808
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
damage plus 18

809
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
acid damage

810
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
in additional non magic armor.

811
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
You have magical armor specifically.

812
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Yeah. Okay. So I'm up to 24 damage.

813
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Is that what's happening? Yes. Yes, you are.

814
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Rude. And I yell

815
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
rude. Well, I mean, we don't control them.

816
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
They just kind of. I mean, that one looked

817
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
like it was ready to

818
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Oh, you couldn't have told me sooner though.

819
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Well, I mean, again, part

820
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
of the line. Dick Scientist doesn't

821
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
share insider information.

822
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
I thought his name was Bob.

823
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Brunch. Bob

824
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Scientist. Oh,

825
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I get to fight back.

826
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Or you could let it continue to acid

827
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
eat you. Ah, no.

828
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
It seems like it's full

829
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
of acid. I don't want to touch it.

830
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
That's touching you. Oh, it's like

831
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
la la la la. Yeah. Okay.

832
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
So I've just been talking all through this.

833
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Okay. Well, I'm going to

834
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
make a flaming sphere

835
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
that's going to appear

836
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
in

837
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
what says an unoccupied space.

838
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Have we settled on

839
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
whether or not if I were to

840
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
put it in my

841
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
space because it comes from me, is

842
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
it going to hurt me? Yeah, because it's

843
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
a flaming ball of fire. Fine.

844
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I'm going to put it two and a half feet behind

845
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
the monster.

846
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Okay. So that it burns

847
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
the back of this asshole. Okay.

848
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Two and a half feet

849
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
behind the monster.

850
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
You hear and

851
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
smell the sound of

852
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
boogers boiling in the

853
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
vat behind you because that's

854
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
two and a half. Mmm. It's

855
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
like I'm going to picture

856
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
like acidic acrid

857
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
is probably the

858
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
the descriptor there,

859
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
kind of like a sickly.

860
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Yeah, he needs to make a dexterity saving

861
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
zero.

862
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Zero.

863
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
I rolled a three. It has a

864
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
minus three.

865
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I appreciate that.

866
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
So here we go. Here we go.

867
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
I just give him max damage. Okay.

868
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Eighteen.

869
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Eighteen. Yeah, like shrieks

870
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
and releases you and like

871
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
loops down the side and it's beginning to move towards

872
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
foreign eyes. Guys, that's yuck.

873
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Don't let it touch you. Bob, do you have

874
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
some kind of container we can put this in?

875
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
You make these things so you have to house them

876
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
in something else. Yeah. And Bob

877
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
and Jenny and the third unnamed

878
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
scientist are all backing towards

879
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
door on the opposite side of the

880
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
room. Yeah, I mean we do, but

881
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
like it's kind of our job to make them

882
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
and this is kind of their purpose is

883
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
to like eat people and

884
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
metals and we're just going to

885
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
slowly

886
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
That's them.

887
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Leaving.

888
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I had a

889
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
feeling.

890
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I guess run after them? Yeah.

891
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Yeah, let's do it.

892
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
You immediately exit.

893
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
They went off to the left.

894
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
It is a short hallway

895
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
that goes two different directions.

896
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
There's one that looks like it goes into

897
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
a narrow

898
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
cove.

899
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
There is a hole in the back

900
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
of it that looks like it descends

901
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
down. You can't tell where exactly

902
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
from the

903
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
hallway that you're in. And then that

904
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
hallway continues another five-ish

905
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
five to seven feet and then wraps

906
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
down and there's a stairwell that goes

907
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
further down into this cave.

908
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Russ, can I do that thing that they would always do

909
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
in 80s movies where you take

910
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
a random alley and somehow end up

911
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
in front of the person?

912
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Is that possible in

913
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
this weird place that we're in? You can pick

914
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
away and see if that happens.

915
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Doesn't sound too likely.

916
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
You can go

917
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
right. There's a cove

918
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
with a hole that goes down

919
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
further or there's a stairwell.

920
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I'll try the stairwell. Or you could

921
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
roll something to see if you figured out which

922
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
way they went. Oh, well that seems like

923
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
much more fun before I just have to randomly

924
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
guess. Investigation or

925
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
survival

926
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
for some sort of tracking or

927
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
split the party and go both

928
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
directions.

929
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Correct.

930
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
I will do investigation since

931
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
I have that lovely bonus to my

932
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
intelligence. That is

933
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
a 21.

934
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
21. You can tell that there are two sets

935
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
of newer footprints that

936
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
go off and down

937
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
the stairs and two sets of footprints

938
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
that go to the back of

939
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
this cove and down that

940
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
hole. One looks like it terminates

941
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
a little bit before that hole.

942
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Like as if somebody

943
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
jumped down the hole? Perhaps.

944
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
It's like there's two sets of footprints.

945
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
One stops about

946
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
seven feet before. The other

947
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
one continues on to the hole.

948
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Yeah, I'll go up to the

949
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
hole and have a look. As you walk towards

950
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
that hole, make a dexterity saving throw

951
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
please. I'll do it. I'll do it, Russ.

952
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Don't tell it to me. Since you're with me, you'll get a

953
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
plus four to that saving throw.

954
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Oh, dope. I like that.

955
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Alright.

956
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
That is a 14

957
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
before, like just plus

958
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
four and not a D4? No, it's a plus

959
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
four. Alright, 17 then. And I got a

960
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
25, Russ. You

961
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
feel below your foot, Flint

962
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
and Vorunax, the ground give way.

963
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Jump to the side.

964
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Both of you are able to manage the side

965
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
and it opens another hole

966
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
and you hear a voice like

967
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
down in this dark pit.

968
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
You hear a voice down at the bottom of this new hole

969
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
that you

970
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
hear. You can't quite see. You see

971
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
a silhouette of a figure down.

972
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
It probably goes down 15 or 20 feet.

973
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
And then there's a muffled

974
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
moaning of a voice

975
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
down the far hole that you were walking

976
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
towards. What kind of moaning?

977
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Sounds like classic rolled ankle.

978
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
I definitely

979
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
rolled my ankle.

980
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Flint, stairs?

981
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Yeah, let's

982
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
take care of this. Take care of this

983
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
like he's injured. You might as well put him

984
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
down. I mean,

985
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
not opposed to it.

986
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yes.

987
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
So yeah, there's two, presumably

988
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
a person down at the bottom of both of these

989
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
holes in some form of pain

990
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
or injury. What are you going to do?

991
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
It might be Gengarus.

992
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
And Flint and

993
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Barnard. If you could just pass me a

994
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
bandaid.

995
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
I'm very

996
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
badly burned.

997
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Awesome powers.

998
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
I'm like

999
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
can you walk at all?

1000
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
No,

1001
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
I seem to have broken my

1002
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
leg.

1003
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
The bone is sticking out.

1004
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Good.

1005
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Don't poke it, whatever you do.

1006
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Poke it? Ow!

1007
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I've poked it and it hurts

1008
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
so bad.

1009
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
If you could just pass me

1010
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
some sort of bandage or medical

1011
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
kit, I might be able

1012
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
to patch it up until someone can come

1013
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
get me. I'm going to toss down

1014
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
my dirty cleaning off rag.

1015
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Oh, well thank you.

1016
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
I will wrap

1017
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
this and

1018
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
stop the blood from pouring

1019
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
from the open wound.

1020
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Good call.

1021
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
It's getting dark.

1022
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Darker than it was before.

1023
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Just, you know, try to

1024
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
keep breathing.

1025
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Okay. What next?

1026
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Take something and tie it

1027
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
above the injury.

1028
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Tie it around there.

1029
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Right. Yes, I will tie the

1030
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
towel. That is the only

1031
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
tourniquet option I have.

1032
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Remember to tie it as

1033
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
tight as possible.

1034
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
This is fine. Good.

1035
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Are you going to help me?

1036
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
A rope would be good.

1037
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Do we recognize

1038
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
the voice? Do we know which of the scientists

1039
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
is this? Is it Hillup? Is this Bob?

1040
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Not Hillup. Is it Hillup?

1041
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Is it the unnamed third scientist?

1042
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Is it Leroy because we didn't really hear

1043
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
him say much? It sounds

1044
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
very similar to Bob.

1045
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Okay.

1046
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Glen, should we just kind of back away

1047
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
quietly and just

1048
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I mean, we did all we

1049
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
could. Exactly.

1050
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
We helped them as much as they helped

1051
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
us. I think that's fair.

1052
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
But there's stairs.

1053
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
They're not going anywhere.

1054
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I feel like

1055
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I've stopped the bleeding.

1056
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Hello?

1057
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Are you still there?

1058
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Just step

1059
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
away quietly.

1060
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Will Homer Simpson

1061
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
back into the hedge?

1062
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Ah,

1063
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
middles.

1064
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
We made it to them

1065
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
after the summertime.

1066
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
And

1067
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
we got this rhyme

1068
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
in the

1069
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
middles. That was nice. I mean

1070
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
yeah, alright. Here we are.

1071
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
September, we're all back together again.

1072
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Falls in the air. Summer has

1073
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
waned and now we're into sweaters

1074
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
and hot tea.

1075
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Pumpkin spice. Leggings.

1076
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Boots.

1077
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Leggings. Boots.

1078
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Yep. I'm gonna get those

1079
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
gourd.

1080
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Halloween!

1081
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Pretty sure the spirits open somewhere.

1082
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
It is.

1083
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
But that's not what we're

1084
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
talking about today. I mean, it is kind of

1085
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
a little bit. But also that we've

1086
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
missed you. And

1087
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
we're glad that we're back.

1088
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
And glad that at this

1089
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
point, as it's released, we probably

1090
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
don't have COVID anymore.

1091
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Which means that

1092
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
this episode is actually being released

1093
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
to you. And we will

1094
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
continue releasing them until

1095
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Christmastime.

1096
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
When

1097
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
we will take a Christmas

1098
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
break.

1099
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
That was a lot of

1100
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
buildup.

1101
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I should point out that when we're

1102
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
not here in the middles, but you know,

1103
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
maybe you miss us, you can

1104
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
I mean, just go download the whole

1105
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bag catalog if you want.

1106
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Go on over to Patreon

1107
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
maybe. Go to Patreon, but

1108
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
come to our Discord or sign up for

1109
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the newsletter. There are other

1110
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
ways to like kick it with us.

1111
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Carla's doing a fantastic job on that newsletter.

1112
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Well, there's only been two guys.

1113
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Let's not get too excited.

1114
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
They've been increasingly

1115
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
better than the nothing I was doing

1116
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
previously.

1117
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Better and they come out on time?

1118
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Official shout out for Carla.

1119
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Well, that's nice.

1120
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Yes, sign up because there's like schedules

1121
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
and stuff in there so you don't miss anything.

1122
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
But then there's also some fun tidbits

1123
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
she adds in there too. It's not all schedules.

1124
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Yeah, it's not all schedules.

1125
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
There just is a schedule section.

1126
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
What a nerd I am that that was what I chose

1127
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
to highlight. Guys, there's a schedule

1128
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
in it. Ross has brainwashed me.

1129
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
That was the only thing

1130
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
that was in it. There's a picture

1131
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
of Carla and I in this

1132
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
newsletter. And it's beautiful.

1133
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
And a picture of some ribs

1134
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
I made. That's right.

1135
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Delicious ribs, I'm sure.

1136
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
They were so good. You can sign up for our

1137
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1138
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
On our website. DumbDragons.com

1139
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
In the contact us

1140
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
or maybe it just pops up now.

1141
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I think it maybe does. It just comes once

1142
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
a month. We're not going to be like Spam a

1143
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
lamb in you. Don't worry. Nah.

1144
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Did I have time to read

1145
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
more than one newsletter?

1146
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Nope.

1147
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Not me.

1148
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
One is my cap.

1149
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
One is my limit.

1150
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Sorry, 10% off at other stores.

1151
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
I already get one newsletter.

1152
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I already read the DumbDragons newsletter.

1153
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
I don't open any other emails.

1154
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
It's going to be a hard year of work for me.

1155
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
And yet you do not unsubscribe from any of them.

1156
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
You just let them build up.

1157
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
And you slowly read one

1158
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
every day.

1159
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
So add us to your

1160
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list of newsletters that you hopefully read

1161
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
at DumbDragons.com. Thank you very much

1162
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
for listening. Okay.

1163
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Back to the episode now. Bye.

1164
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
We cut to

1165
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Thea Lipsinki and Grancis who went the

1166
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
other way. Where's Nighthunter?

1167
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
And Nighthunter.

1168
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Thea Lipsinki, Grancis, and Nighthunter.

1169
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
There's so many people. And there's a set

1170
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
of stairs where two other sets of footprints

1171
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
had traversed.

1172
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
You hear the callings of

1173
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
what sounds like Bob off in the distance and you

1174
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
proceed down these stairs.

1175
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Go down about 50 feet until it

1176
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
platform and rounds

1177
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
into

1178
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
a narrow corridored hallway

1179
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
that takes a quick right and then a

1180
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
quick left.

1181
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
No.

1182
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
No.

1183
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
And then another quick right.

1184
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I think we are in a fucking mess. And then it splits

1185
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
into two different directions.

1186
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Vorunax and Flint,

1187
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
you've caught back up by this point.

1188
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Um, Rez. Yes.

1189
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Can I use my ghostly

1190
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
gaze? Sick. Which gives me

1191
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
the ability to see through solid

1192
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
objects with dark vision for

1193
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
up to 30 feet. Okay.

1194
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
So maybe I could like cut through

1195
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
some of this rad maze.

1196
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah, yeah.

1197
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Because I can see

1198
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
where we need to go.

1199
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Sure. Yeah, yeah.

1200
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
You can see you do like

1201
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I feel like it's like a Terminator

1202
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
like scanning through

1203
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
the walls obviously. And you can

1204
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
tell perfectly whose clothes fit you.

1205
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah.

1206
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And you see that

1207
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
there is an opening like

1208
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
immediately to the right. But as you're doing your scan

1209
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
first of all, there is

1210
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
within this maze

1211
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
there is like a giant gelatinous

1212
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
cube. A jelly

1213
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
cube. Okay, so

1214
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
I know we've got a

1215
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
lot of options for

1216
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
the jelly ooze. But

1217
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
in this maze there is like

1218
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
something that looks like just a giant

1219
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
big old jelly mold.

1220
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
So that might

1221
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
that might be the actual

1222
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
I know we've got like

1223
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
a number of snot samples

1224
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
and also the jelly and the jam

1225
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
but I think options are good.

1226
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
I feel like

1227
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
I feel like maybe, so I'll just

1228
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
take us towards

1229
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
that. Take us towards that. Yeah, I think that

1230
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
sounds good. Are there footprints? Get what we need and then

1231
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
leave, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

1232
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
There are footprints that

1233
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
you were following, yeah. And can

1234
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
we still follow?

1235
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
You can. They proceeded

1236
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
apparently into the maze though

1237
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
and Lipsinki can lead you

1238
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
through the maze

1239
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
to the various places

1240
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
you want to go. Cause also we don't

1241
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
really care about the people maybe?

1242
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
We just want to get some jelly and get out of here.

1243
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Unless one of them was a

1244
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
fish person and you just didn't mention it

1245
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
but I think you would have mentioned it.

1246
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Oh right, I

1247
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
forgot all about the fish person.

1248
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
There's only two things we need.

1249
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Three things. We're in a fucking

1250
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
cave and we still have not found ore.

1251
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Not yet, no.

1252
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Oh yeah, right. Is there any ore around?

1253
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I'd like to keep my eye out for some ore.

1254
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Wait, ore like O-R-E

1255
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
or O-A-R? Cause there might just be some other

1256
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
ores on the wall. Oh my god, how did he spell it in the list?

1257
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
I'll be mad.

1258
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I guess it said

1259
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
raw ore so it's like

1260
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
wouldn't that be a delight?

1261
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Wouldn't it just? That's just a plank of wood.

1262
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Just a paddle.

1263
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Raw ore.

1264
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
This is a tree.

1265
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
If only

1266
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I was smarter earlier.

1267
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
That could have been fun.

1268
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
How to frustrate your party.

1269
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Homophones.

1270
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Amazing.

1271
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
So you're going towards the gelatinous cube?

1272
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Yeah, let's get a little bit of that

1273
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
jelly jelly before we get

1274
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
out of here. You're following

1275
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Lipsinki who was leading you

1276
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
towards the gelatinous cube. It takes up the

1277
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
entire space of this.

1278
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
One of these caverns. Corn mazes

1279
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
are not fun for you, yes?

1280
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
I mean, no, I don't really.

1281
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Yeah, mazes suck.

1282
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
True, words have never

1283
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
been spoken.

1284
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
This is Lipsinki speaking

1285
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
saying, hey mazes,

1286
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
why don't you fuck off?

1287
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Hey, the last time I was in a

1288
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
maze, I can't remember cause I have maze PTSD,

1289
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
but I know I was in a maze for a long

1290
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
time, and

1291
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Flamikin's actually got us

1292
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
out of it, so. So we turn things

1293
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
over to her. Yeah, that tells you how

1294
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
desperate and dire the

1295
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
situation was. Flamikin

1296
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
sounds cool. Well, she's

1297
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
a badass bitch, but

1298
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
You make it to the gelatinous cube.

1299
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
It's jiggling before you

1300
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
It's not the color I thought it would be.

1301
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
What do you collect it with, or try to

1302
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
collect? I want to reach forward

1303
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
with the wand.

1304
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
And

1305
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
like, scoop,

1306
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
that's the word, some onto

1307
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
the end of the wand.

1308
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
The wand has a spoon end.

1309
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
You know what, it weirdly does.

1310
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
It's carved with a little baby

1311
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
spoon at the end. Really awkward.

1312
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
You scoop

1313
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
it, and then it immediately

1314
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
begins like

1315
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
disintegrating the wand

1316
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
at the tip. Does someone have a jar?

1317
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
This wasn't a good idea.

1318
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Luckily this isn't my wand.

1319
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
True. Nobody? Jar?

1320
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
It's fresh out of jars.

1321
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Yeah.

1322
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Damn it.

1323
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
I'd let go of the wand before

1324
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
it gets to my fingers, by the way.

1325
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
We got a number of snot samples,

1326
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
so we could probably just use

1327
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Let's just get

1328
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
We'll just dump that. I didn't get rid of the goblin

1329
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
boogers. Probably not what we

1330
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
need. I think it's this.

1331
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
If we were sent here, I think

1332
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
it's probably this, but I'm not

1333
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
I don't want to

1334
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
touch it.

1335
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Because of the melting wand.

1336
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Oh yeah, I wouldn't put your hand in it.

1337
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
That's for dang sure. I've seen

1338
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
one of these before.

1339
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
They melt you good. I died

1340
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
to one of them in the abyss.

1341
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Patreon.com

1342
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
slash dumb dragon cast.

1343
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
You can hear how I died so many

1344
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
goddamn times.

1345
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
It was great.

1346
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Vorunax, you

1347
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
can put something into it and then

1348
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
follow Lipsinki towards

1349
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
the exit to this maze

1350
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
that all of us magically found

1351
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
ourselves in because Rust didn't read

1352
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
ahead in the adventure.

1353
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Oh please, as if that's not what lured

1354
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
you to this adventure.

1355
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
You didn't know about Lipsinki's

1356
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
little ghosty vision, did you?

1357
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
You proceed down and it's

1358
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
lit by a luminescence all the way

1359
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
down and the pathway

1360
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
goes up to this

1361
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
splashing water.

1362
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Looks like a flooded mine shaft.

1363
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
There are

1364
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
all along the walls you can see

1365
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
gems and minerals

1366
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
and stuff all like pecked

1367
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
into the wall. Pretty.

1368
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Any ore in these walls?

1369
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Make an investigation roll.

1370
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
I will investigate.

1371
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Ore nature. Okay, so

1372
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
hold on, I just want to see

1373
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Kyle's

1374
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
stats suck.

1375
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
It's just zeros across the board.

1376
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
So nature

1377
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
is plus

1378
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
two and so is investigation. So how about

1379
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
a 19? Okay,

1380
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
yes, down at the end of this flooded

1381
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
mine shaft you see ore.

1382
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Raw ore, just like a

1383
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
blint, like

1384
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
that's it.

1385
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Hey you guys, there's ore here.

1386
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
And I

1387
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
skip over.

1388
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Thea skips over.

1389
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Okay, you walk out into it.

1390
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
No, I skip. You skip out into it.

1391
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
You go

1392
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
You're about

1393
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
up to your

1394
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
up to your torso, like up to

1395
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
your armpits in this flooded mine shaft.

1396
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Up to your titties.

1397
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
In water.

1398
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Splash down. I thought it was on

1399
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
the same. I was not listening carefully.

1400
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
No, I said on the other side of the mine shaft.

1401
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
I splashed through, apparently,

1402
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
because I said I did.

1403
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
You get down there and you can chip it out.

1404
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
You have a piece of raw ore.

1405
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I hold it in the air triumphantly

1406
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
and go, whoo!

1407
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
This chamber

1408
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
rolls around and you

1409
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
see a brighter light.

1410
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Not hugely brighter,

1411
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
but a little bit brighter light.

1412
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Like not a bioluminescent

1413
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
light. Yeah, something more

1414
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
man-made of some sort.

1415
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Around this corner, around this bend,

1416
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
you can peek your head around and you see

1417
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
and there are these

1418
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
tent-like structures inside this

1419
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
large domed, flooded

1420
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
cavern. Hey guys!

1421
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
There's like

1422
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
camping is happening over there.

1423
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Like in there.

1424
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Like it's all flooded, like it's all water,

1425
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
but there's like camp.

1426
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
People are camping

1427
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
in there. They're tents.

1428
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Did you see one?

1429
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
I haven't seen anybody yet.

1430
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Do you want me to...

1431
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Can you make friends with a

1432
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
fish person?

1433
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
I do.

1434
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Alter self.

1435
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I do.

1436
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
I alter self

1437
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
aquatic adaptation.

1438
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
And I adapt my body

1439
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
to an aquatic environment. I sprout gills.

1440
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
I grow webbing between my fingers, y'all.

1441
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
I can breathe underwater.

1442
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Kavin Costner.

1443
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
What a world!

1444
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
And I like,

1445
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
you know,

1446
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
aerial my way

1447
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
up into that

1448
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
flooded cavern.

1449
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Love it. You aerial

1450
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
your way in there.

1451
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Look at these camps. Isn't it neat?

1452
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Well...

1453
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
You're singing

1454
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
beautiful at the beginning.

1455
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
It becomes more and more filled with mucus

1456
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
and snot as you

1457
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
breathe in the water that's

1458
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
around you.

1459
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Filtering snot through

1460
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
the gills.

1461
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Darn.

1462
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
She think my...

1463
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
And you see zipping around

1464
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
you, there are, you catch a glimpse

1465
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
of. Roll 2d6

1466
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
for me. Two? Two!

1467
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Two of them. There's two.

1468
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
That's ten.

1469
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
You rolled really well. There are ten fish

1470
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
people in this room. That's okay.

1471
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
And they're, like, surrounding you

1472
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
now. Like, feel the water, like, churning

1473
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
around you. You're the only one in here.

1474
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Yes, nobody has followed you.

1475
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Are we able to see this? No,

1476
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
it's, like, around a bend. Like, she

1477
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
just ramboed it. Just around the river

1478
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
bend. I'm just gonna go see what's happening.

1479
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
And went underwater. So,

1480
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
can't hear her.

1481
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
And you're being, like,

1482
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
surrounded. And you feel like

1483
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
this, like, grabbing

1484
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
at your feet and hands as they're

1485
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
trying to pull you into

1486
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
one of these tent structures.

1487
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Oh. I willingly

1488
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
go into a tent structure. Hey.

1489
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Hey, guys. What's up?

1490
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
What's up,

1491
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
you guys? Well, well, well,

1492
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
we're, we're here.

1493
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
We're here to bring

1494
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
back the avatar of them.

1495
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
That's cool.

1496
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Yeah.

1497
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
And, well,

1498
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
you're getting in the way of that.

1499
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Although I've really heard

1500
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
news from higher up from the priest

1501
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
who was just, like, he screamed

1502
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
down. Oh, God. What's that guy?

1503
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
That priest? Leroy

1504
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
John King. John King. Yeah.

1505
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Oh, that dude. Yep. Yep.

1506
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
And so, well,

1507
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
we've come to sacrifice you to the

1508
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
god because. Oh, oh. So thank

1509
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
you for coming, stepping freely

1510
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
into our sacrificial tent

1511
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
chamber. Oh, yeah. Don't, don't worry.

1512
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
One thing though, I've, I got

1513
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
to, hold on a second, and I

1514
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
rifle through, rifle

1515
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
through my bag.

1516
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Sorry.

1517
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
That's just second, that's

1518
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
just second nature at this point. And

1519
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
I pull out my,

1520
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
somehow, magically dry

1521
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
parchment and quill.

1522
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
And I go, OK, but

1523
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
I am here from the news

1524
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
newspaper.

1525
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
And they, the people,

1526
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
the townspeople are wondering

1527
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
why are you not coming forward

1528
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
and becoming part of the town

1529
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
as regular townspeople? Just before

1530
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
you sacrifice me, just let me kind of get a

1531
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
quote. Well, we didn't feel

1532
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
they didn't accommodate

1533
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
some of our desires and wants.

1534
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
And I'm scratching

1535
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
wildly on my parchment. Like having

1536
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
a waterfall in the center

1537
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
of town. Waterfall

1538
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
center of town. Yep. A big, a giant pool.

1539
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
And

1540
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
well, really just didn't

1541
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
appreciate what

1542
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Umkus was about

1543
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
for so long. So we were

1544
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
sent up here into the caves. And then

1545
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
fortunately, we were able

1546
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
to break through the riverbed

1547
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
and flood it

1548
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
and allow us a little

1549
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
safety and sanctuary for the

1550
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
arrival of the avatar of Umkus,

1551
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
which should be any

1552
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
moment now. OK.

1553
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Follow up question. If you got

1554
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
us just a quick. It's

1555
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
going to be real quick.

1556
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
So like, do you find that

1557
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
swimming in this because

1558
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
as someone with gills at

1559
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
this moment, I am finding it to be very

1560
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
difficult to swim through

1561
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
this water

1562
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
and how do you

1563
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
feel about that versus the regular water

1564
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
that you have been used to before? Well, let me

1565
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
tell you about regular water. We cut

1566
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
back to everybody else.

1567
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
As you want to die a drive

1568
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
about regular water. It's

1569
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
been a good hot minute. Thea has

1570
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
not returned. What do

1571
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
all of you do?

1572
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
I think she's dead.

1573
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Well, I mean, I don't know. I

1574
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
think she's been through worse than this.

1575
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
It's never involved water. I mean, we did

1576
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
ask her to make friends,

1577
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
so maybe

1578
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
she's sort of

1579
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
having that, you know, Thea

1580
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
charm. Do you think

1581
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
by this time that we'd be good to

1582
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
go on? We didn't establish any kind

1583
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
of signal or anything.

1584
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Oh, yeah, we did. I mean, I can

1585
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
also breathe

1586
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
underwater.

1587
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
You seem to be

1588
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
a very cool person.

1589
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
I have to say, I know you were evil,

1590
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
but, like, damn, girl, you got lots

1591
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
going on for you. You know,

1592
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
this whole time I've been thinking about

1593
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
how cool you are. You're so

1594
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
strong. It's amazing.

1595
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Enough, enough.

1596
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Go breathe underwater.

1597
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Be your fantastic self.

1598
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
All right, so I'll just maybe

1599
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
go. And, uh,

1600
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
hey, please don't leave

1601
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
until

1602
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
we get back. Well,

1603
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Lipsinki, if you're going, then I

1604
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
feel I owe it to you to go along as well.

1605
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
I'm not going to let you go on your own.

1606
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Oh, well.

1607
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Wait, do you breathe underwater, too?

1608
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
No. But

1609
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
I can hold my breath for a

1610
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
good amount of time. Okay,

1611
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
well, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

1612
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
I did not go with Thea

1613
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
because, well, I don't

1614
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
breathe underwater.

1615
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
That makes sense.

1616
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Yeah.

1617
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
All right, well, we'll see you two later.

1618
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Grancis, don't write him off as dead

1619
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
quite yet.

1620
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Grancis, do you know any spells that

1621
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
make breathing water

1622
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
not an issue? Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

1623
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
I got the book now, so, I mean, I can do pretty much

1624
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
anything you want. Water breathing?

1625
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
That sounds like a spell that would be helpful.

1626
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Great. All right. So do you

1627
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
want to come and help?

1628
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Or are you just going to kind of just call

1629
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
people dead out here?

1630
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I mean, I've been with Thea enough that

1631
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
it's definitely a possibility

1632
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
that she's dead or making awkward

1633
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
small talk. So

1634
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
I mean, I feel like out of all

1635
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
the people here, you're the one that's probably

1636
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
died the most, so I feel like

1637
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
I do hold the

1638
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
crown for that one, although Flint's coming up

1639
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
pretty strong behind me, aren't you,

1640
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Flint? Wait,

1641
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
wait, what?

1642
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yep.

1643
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Dead.

1644
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Okay.

1645
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
I will stay here

1646
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
and not leave anyone behind.

1647
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
I will count to

1648
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
one hundred. See?

1649
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
You're so cool. Russ, I'd like to use my divine

1650
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
sense to see if there's any

1651
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
celestial fiends or undead within sixty feet of me.

1652
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Celestials? No.

1653
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Fiends? No. Undead?

1654
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
No.

1655
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Okay.

1656
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Okay.

1657
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
I don't believe you.

1658
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
All right, water, water breathing.

1659
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Water breathing, water walking.

1660
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
They're very, very similar.

1661
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Oh, do not go

1662
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
water walking. You go in there,

1663
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
you show like

1664
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
water people like, hey,

1665
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
I don't even go inside water.

1666
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
I'm too cool. I think

1667
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
that is bad diplomacy.

1668
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Diplomacy.

1669
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Diplomacy.

1670
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Diplomacy.

1671
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Elia would be so proud of me right now.

1672
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Well,

1673
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
here I go.

1674
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Let's go. Cast water breathing on

1675
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
you. Not for sure you're going to say cast water

1676
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
walking on you. Away you go.

1677
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Fuck diplomacy.

1678
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Go in there like a god.

1679
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
That's what you said you wanted, right? I do.

1680
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I have alter self so I can

1681
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
just turn into that.

1682
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
I don't need no Grancis.

1683
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Okay, the two of you

1684
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
swim down

1685
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
underneath the water and as you go,

1686
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
your breathing becomes a little

1687
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
bit harder and more filled with snot

1688
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
and you get into this open chamber

1689
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
and you two begin to see

1690
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
fish people surrounding you.

1691
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Creating like this whirlpool

1692
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
effect around you

1693
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
and then they reach out and try and grab your arms

1694
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
and legs. What do you do?

1695
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
I grab back.

1696
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
They grab in a firm embrace

1697
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
and begin

1698
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
pulling you towards one of the tents.

1699
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
I open mouth kiss one of them.

1700
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
It open mouth kisses you back.

1701
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
We're in a relationship. It's an orgy.

1702
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
It's like salmon spawning. You don't know

1703
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000
what happens. You go into the tent

1704
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
and you see Thea there.

1705
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Well, and that's the story

1706
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
about real water.

1707
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
Alright, time to stab her.

1708
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Hold on a second.

1709
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I mean that's super duper itch.

1710
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Oh hey you guys, don't drink the water.

1711
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
No problem. I mean obviously

1712
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
it's too late.

1713
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Well yeah, it's just

1714
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
so are we going to

1715
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
fight these guys?

1716
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
There's just one fish with a blade

1717
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
just standing right over Thea

1718
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
just waiting. No, please don't.

1719
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
We actually were hoping that

1720
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
we were just going to

1721
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
go on our way

1722
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
but maybe

1723
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
we could get a couple scales.

1724
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
That's probably rude.

1725
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
We don't want to have to kill y'all.

1726
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
Oh, I had to even

1727
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
brought up the idea of scales yet

1728
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
though, Lipsticky. We've been

1729
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
developing a relationship.

1730
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
I say I'm more

1731
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
direct.

1732
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
No, but I was going to willingly

1733
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
sacrifice myself for you then I was going to

1734
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
ask if you could willingly

1735
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
donate some scales for me because

1736
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
they're just so freaking beautiful. I just

1737
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
want to stare at something beautiful before I die.

1738
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Well, what if we actually

1739
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
got you a different sacrifice?

1740
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
There's a

1741
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000
person up in a hole. I don't think

1742
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000
they're going to last long.

1743
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
We just go get them, bring them down here

1744
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
you do the

1745
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
and uh... Just a trade?

1746
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1747
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000
And then you wouldn't mind giving us

1748
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
one of your scales? Great.

1749
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Yeah, love it. Wait, is it going to

1750
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
hurt you? Are you going to be okay?

1751
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Oh no, we shed scales like snakes.

1752
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
You guys are so

1753
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
cool. So cool.

1754
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Yeah.

1755
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
We could just like get rid of this.

1756
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Yeah. There's a lot of that hanging around.

1757
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Wait, do you guys like being

1758
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000
like this all the time?

1759
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
It's just what we are.

1760
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
The avatar of M'Kus is supposed to take it

1761
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
away.

1762
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Oh, I see.

1763
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Okay. Yeah, you go get your person

1764
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
and we'll just wait here.

1765
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
And then we'll get our scales and

1766
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
get you that. Swapsies, swapsies.

1767
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
The avatar of M'Kus.

1768
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
And away we go.

1769
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
Sweet.

1770
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
So I'm just going to stay here?

1771
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Fair enough, fair enough.

1772
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Makes sense, makes total sense.

1773
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
So do you want to keep

1774
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
interviewing or you're going to stay here?

1775
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
I got a billion questions.

1776
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Is Donnie okay? Cause I totally left him

1777
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
with the hunter.

1778
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
He's fine. Yeah.

1779
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
I thought Grandsons would be to die or something.

1780
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
It's still a possibility, but you know.

1781
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Oh, fair enough.

1782
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
This other

1783
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000
sacrifice is. So

1784
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
I guess we'll double back and

1785
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000
go get it. Yeah, cool. Just hang out here.

1786
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Lipstick here, hang out with me.

1787
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Vorunax proceeds and goes back.

1788
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Catches Flint on the way by. And as you

1789
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
kind of come up and out of the water,

1790
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
like Grancis' back is too. He's like, well, they're

1791
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000
probably dead.

1792
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000
Grancis, I've come back

1793
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000
from the dead. It's been like

1794
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000
30 seconds and he's like,

1795
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Well, I guess it's just you

1796
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000
and me, buddy. It's a little shaky on that

1797
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000
spell that I cast. It's been

1798
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000
a while. Oh, I'm so glad

1799
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000
you're here.

1800
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
I was just telling them how we should

1801
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000
probably not count you out.

1802
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
Yeah. Okay. Flint,

1803
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
I'm going to go back and get one of those dudes.

1804
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000
We're doing a swap of people

1805
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000
so we can get a fish scale.

1806
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000
Okay. Willfully given. So

1807
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
we just, you want to go with me?

1808
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
We've got to hoist that person up and bring

1809
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
him down here. Yeah, let's do

1810
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000
a little makeshift

1811
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000
litter to carry them and everything.

1812
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You proceed back up there

1813
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
and as you approach.

1814
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Did you leave

1815
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000
for good?

1816
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000
Hello? Hello?

1817
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000
Yeah, we're here.

1818
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000
We're just figuring out a game plan.

1819
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Oh, I thought

1820
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000
I was left down in the bottom

1821
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
of this hole forever.

1822
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
The blood

1823
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000
has, there's a lot of it.

1824
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000
The towel didn't do exactly

1825
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000
what I thought it was going to do.

1826
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Must have done something if you're

1827
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000
still alive.

1828
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Oh, you found those

1829
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000
ropes. That's good. That's good.

1830
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
That's what we, where we went. Great.

1831
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
That's what we were going to get.

1832
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Okay, I'm going to climb into the

1833
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
ropes. Yeah.

1834
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000
Oh, oh, it's

1835
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000
yeah, it's popped the bone completely

1836
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
out now.

1837
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Don't worry about it. We'll get it taken care of.

1838
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Roger that.

1839
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Okay.

1840
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Thank you.

1841
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000
Thank you.

1842
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000
We'll take care of you and

1843
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
come on. I judged you all

1844
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000
completely wrong.

1845
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000
I thought you would, you know, you

1846
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
were here to just wipe out what we were

1847
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
doing. Probably would have killed me back

1848
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
in that lab. But now I

1849
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
see that you're good people.

1850
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Yeah, we're here to help. So where are we

1851
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000
going? Oh, we're going through

1852
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000
the maze and out

1853
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000
this one way.

1854
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Seems like, yeah,

1855
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000
so you'll see.

1856
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000
We'll get you somewhere we can get that leg

1857
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000
taken care of. Great, great. Yeah, I'm feeling

1858
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
a little lightheaded. If you could just like

1859
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000
give me, just help me.

1860
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
He passes out in your arms, still alive.

1861
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Okay, thought

1862
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000
let's not rock it out. Proceed back down

1863
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000
back into the back underneath

1864
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
the water and fish people

1865
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
are there. Oh, oh,

1866
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
oh, it's Bob. Oh, okay.

1867
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
Yeah.

1868
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Just one more question before

1869
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
like we do the whole swap season.

1870
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:00,000
If

1871
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000
like we moved away, right?

1872
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Like we're not going to stay here or whatever.

1873
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,000
This cold, like

1874
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000
what I have going on here,

1875
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000
is this just like your regular like did that

1876
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000
did that jackass who had a cold

1877
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000
who did the apple bobbing cause all this?

1878
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Oh, oh, no, no.

1879
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
That's us that caused it. Like we are

1880
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000
we are we are diseased fish

1881
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
polluting the water with

1882
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000
the disease that is springing down

1883
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000
towards the city of news.

1884
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Wow, really? Like

1885
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
nicely done.

1886
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000
How do you like fix

1887
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000
this? Oh, I would

1888
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000
have him because he's going to come in

1889
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,000
and just heal everybody. Fair enough.

1890
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Fair enough. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

1891
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
All right. Well, that

1892
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000
is Bob. Can I have a couple

1893
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000
scales? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.

1894
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Sure. Sure.

1895
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000
Put some on all

1896
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
absolutely gave me the prettiest ones.

1897
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
You are just like a gorgeous specimen. I have

1898
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
to say. They grow back. Maybe you will be

1899
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000
the avatar. Maybe I will be.

1900
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Maybe you'll be the avatar. Who knows?

1901
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000
I don't know. Pleasure to see you.

1902
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Yeah, you too. I hope the article

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goes well. It was nice to meet

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you both.

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Pleasure's all mine. Sleep Bob here.

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We'll take care of Bob. Oh, no, absolutely.

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For sure. I

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turned around and I whispered to Liv's thinking, I'm like

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I want to kill them all. Is this

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a test? A test of what?

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Are you testing me because you're offering

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No, I want to fucking kill them all. They're

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infecting an entire city.

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Because I will, I mean, obviously

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I'm more than happy to just

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kill them all. Let's just do it.

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Killing people.

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Vorunax, she said, is OK.

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It's not a test and that we can

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just kill them all. No, it's not a test.

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This is not a drill.

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Well, we could let them summon their god

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and see what that's like.

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But first, I'm going to kill

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Bob first so they don't have a sacrifice.

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Oh, that's a good call.

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I'm going to do it.

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I don't want that to happen. At that moment I turn

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around and I want to

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my scimitar

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into

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Bob's head.

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Hands on kill him.

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And I'll attack the person holding the

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sacrificial dagger. This happens

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quickly. We can't let this happen to the town. Also,

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I have an article to publish. If they're all going to be sick

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all the time, nobody's going to read it.

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I've done a lot of leg

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work here as a reporter.

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It is my

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new persona. It happens quickly

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and simultaneously. Bob

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right into his skull

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and the fish person

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holding the dagger above him.

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Head

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drifts down to the ground. Oh, you fucking

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filleted him.

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Oh, no, no.

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Oh, no. I guess

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the end goal here is just to kill everybody?

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Oh, yeah. We go on a murderous

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rampage. Yeah, I'm just going to

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Eldritch Blast that last one

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that's there in the tent and then we just

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head out and just

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start blasting. Okay.

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Yeah, the scene plays out. There's scales.

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There's blood. There's

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explosions. There are fireballs.

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There's mucus. There's so much mucus.

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Yeah. Eldritch Blast

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some lightning. Oh, yeah.

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There's explosions going off that kind of blocks

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some of the river and slows the

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water and it begins to drain out and there's this

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nose statue

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in the middle of this chamber as

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well. And it's like

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it looks like it's

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absorbing or sucking up the water

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and the blood around it.

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Ew.

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We cut back to

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On that eloquent note from Amy.

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Ew.

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We cut back to the town of Greenest and you're standing

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at the produce and artifice

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stand of Squeaky McLeemerson

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and he's counting the things

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off. You got the springs.

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You got the sprinkles. You got the

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cogs and bowls. Oh, this is a good piece

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of raw ore there.

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I mined that myself. Jellies.

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This looks like a good one. Little gelatinous

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cube there. Is it? Yes.

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And the jam. Now I need

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the raspberry jelly because I mean options.

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Well, that'll be good for breakfast tomorrow.

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Not exactly for what I needed it for but

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good side product. You are not

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specific. Thank you.

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And I need to be assured because

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there's no way to know except for the word

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of you that the scales of the fish

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person were freely given.

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Oh, yeah. There was a tradesies.

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Okay. Yes. They took them

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from themselves, gave them to you.

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Absolutely. They were not forcefully

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taken. Roger that. Well, because if they

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were forcefully taken something terrible would happen.

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01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000
Good thing they're not. Yeah, good thing.

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Well, is this for our ring thing?

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No, no. This is for a side project.

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No, don't worry. I've got your

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ring all settled up here.

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And look at this. And I

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01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,000
can show you a newspaper which I have an article

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published. Well, would you look at that?

2013
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That's right. Front page.

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Your byline on the front page. That's a

2015
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000
well-written article there. I mean, I've accomplished

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01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000
a lot in my life but. Look,

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01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000
we've got one of you's got a statue, one of

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01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000
you's a published author. All right.

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01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000
Well, we've all settled up here. You've got

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01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,000
your ring of going to hell

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01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,000
because that just sounds like a right good time

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01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,000
that you're going to do on the weekend, doesn't it?

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01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Ah, it's been nice knowing you.

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I'll see you later there.

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01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,000
Thank you kindly. Thank you.

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01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,000
All of you turn, Arnax,

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01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000
you have your ring back on, you

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01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,000
slip it onto your finger

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01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000
and you begin walking away from

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01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000
Squeaky McLeemerson. Are we ready?

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01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Yeah, let's go to hell.

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01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,000
And I twist

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the middle part of the ring and it clicks

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01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,000
into place. And all

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of you

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01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,000
out of this

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01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,000
plane.

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01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2

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Episode 132

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Starring Amy More as Thea and

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Nighthunter, Carla Maxted as

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01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,000
Lipsynke, Tom Laird as Flint

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01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,000
with Kyle Claset as Vorunax and

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01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,000
Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

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01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Dialogue Editing by Newt Channalcotti

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01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,000
and Sound Design by Russ More.

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01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,000
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

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and Artlist. And sound

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effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library

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and Sound Ideas. A huge thank you to our

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supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch,

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Jessica Babyok, Kat Waterflame,

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01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,000
Jacob Madden, Christian Brown,

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Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens,

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Darylith, Perry Matey, Old School

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Gamer D, L.A. Branton,

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Nathaniel Teeter, Destiny Garcia,

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Nicholas Cooper, and Ryan Carr.

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more patrons. You have a great week.

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We'll talk to you soon.

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Full disclosure, I have no idea about

2069
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,000
bets, but I remember hearing that one time,

2070
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,000
so I'm hoping it's that. I was like,

2071
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,000
I've heard parlay in

2072
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,000
Pirates of the Caribbean.

2073
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,000
Tom, did you even sniff?

2074
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,000
Mine wasn't good.

2075
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,000
They kind of like caught halfway.

2076
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Mine wasn't good.

2077
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,000
I'm sorry. I will record one later.

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01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,000
I was mouthing the national

2079
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,000
anthem. I wasn't singing at all.

2080
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,000
You're not me.

2081
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
I'm not even touching this Bible.

2082
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,000
We have yacht.

2083
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,000
Yacht net found oar.

2084
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,000
We have not yet.

2085
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,000
Yay verily.

2086
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Jesus.

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01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,000
I wonder if I

2088
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,000
kept going. Could I do a whole sentence where

2089
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,000
I reversed every letter

2090
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,000
to each individual word?

2091
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,000
That's a shoe.

2092
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,000
That is a very weird thing for us to say

2093
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,000
right there. You know when you've had dogs

2094
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000
for so long, you know the sound of a shoe

2095
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,000
dropping from like the proper height

2096
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,000
of a dog. Yeah, that was that.

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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a

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Dumb Dragons production.